24 6 / 2014


1.A buffoon.


2.A laughable subject

24 6 / 2014


1.an untested vitamin tablet.
"Dude, that shit is mangumonsia. Don’t take it."

2.A penis of such girth that it painfully stretches any orifice that it enters.
"Dude, that dude has a magnumonsia. Don’t fuck him."

24 6 / 2014

1.It has way too much sodium.

2.One serving doesn’t make you anywhere close to full

3.The Jews are probably right.



04 6 / 2014

Some of my twelve followers will be happy to find out I’ve been out and about like a pouty kraut lout with coke in his snout!
Today, Wednesday June 4th, I’ll be at Tavern at the End of the World in Charlestown. The show begins at 8. Go and get drunk, get the munchies, order food, laugh your ass off, pay the worst comic for a weepy handjob. It’s a great time!

07 5 / 2014

You’re a dick. I want to put baby powder between by butt cheeks and fart in your face. I want to give corpulent and constipated bronies simultaneous enemas in your bedroom. I want to shove your mini iPad into your mini asshole. Why? Because I might get a cold, or SARS.

03 5 / 2014

Pokemon song. Don’t blame me for any earworms.

21 4 / 2014

Yulls Thoughts #3
What do whales talk about?

18 4 / 2014

People are fucking beautiful. And I mean all of them! Every face and their smiles, every booty beguiles. Whatever their style, even Dick Cheney!
Don’t think Dick Cheney is hot?
If you were stranded on an alien planet for a year, you’d feel differently. One year of roaming alone on a foreign world. One year of solitude and isolation from your human family. Your only companions for one whole year are a race of large moth-like Reptiles with a tonal language called the B-Flats. After one year of masturbating to your own reflection in a lake, you’d fuck Dick Cheney as soon as he landed. You’d insert him wherever was quickest, or as Dick calls it, “enhanced conversation.”
So when you’re at the bar lamenting being stuck with the “ugly friend”, remember: It’s better than having to fuck a B Flat.

10 3 / 2014

I will to swye,
I will to come,
¡Happy are jarensis mum!
I eat entire
poodle fun
¡Happy are jarensis mum!
Happy are great
Happy are fun
¡Happy are jarensis mum!
I are happy
I have treats in my tum
¡Happy are jarensis mum!
I’m not kissing your slimy tongue
You eat my foot and drink my bum
I dont know where happy isnt
but it sure happy are jarensis mum
and ode to psilocybin crumpity crump
I am lantern mangley hand
You marry my daughter she’s in the ruff
Santa wanna marry harry full muff
Halty salty swapping cum
¡Happy are jarensis mum!
Whippy tippy toply fum
¡Happy are jarensis mum!

21 2 / 2014

and voice acting. This shit is fun.